euniexenoblade:

coyotette:

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crabussy:

crabussy:

sighing really long and loud. they should invent an essay that does itself

(horror drone sound effect in the background getting louder) (remembering it is 2025) but not like that

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achillesinhighheels:

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lunarsorcerer:

lunarsorcerer:

lunarsorcerer:

the world is a mess but at least we still have cunnilingus and spicy curry

um. you probably should not mix these activities

ALT

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lew-basnight:

elodieunderglass:

valdevia:

hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard:

i want to see some absolutely dogshit, piss-poor renaissance paintings.

ik the masters were great and everything, but not everyone back then could have been a master. i need some frame of reference over here.

May I introduce you to “The Ricotta Eaters” (1585), a painting I could only describe as Ontologically Evil:

I know it’s technically competent, but it just has a horrid aura surrounding it. I don’t even care about disrespecting the Italian master Vincenzo Campi anymore, he should have looked at this painting and destroyed it like a sick beast.

They’re eating ricotta in a way we did NOT choose to continue

Nightmare ricotta rotation

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codfiish:

sergal:

satellites-halo:

sanguine-squid:

where is any higher quality version of this image

can’t find anything other than this which has maybe 5 extra pixels

now dance fucker dance man he never had a chance

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not-those-kids:

byjove:

weird how quick fascists went from “the world is overpopulated. close your legs. stop having kids.” to “pop out 3 babies right now. you have no choice. you have to. it’s your duty and your only purpose.” when they realized they might not have enough vulnerable individuals to exploit in the labor force if the birth rate continues declining

spoiler alert: these two ideals still exist and pervade fascist spaces. and they coexist. what they mean by “the world is overpopulated” they mean there’s too many brown people. what they mean by “pop out more kids” is that they want more white people.

it’s important to view things outside of a white lense.

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myfairynuffstuff:

Ramiro Fernandez Saus (b.1961) - My Room in Montferri. 2022. Oil on canvas.

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

to me lady macbeth is just macbeth. and what you call macbeth? why, i know him as “guy macbeth”

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ahappydnp:

fuck it *2014 galaxy edits your hard launch*

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stealingpotatoes:

btw watching movies you loved when you were younger will fix literally anything wrong with you

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defiantlybouncingonit:

No okay, I do get the idea, I’m just trying to come to terms with some of the details.

So how many time loops did you spend fucking me? No I know we need to be making a plan to escape but I really need to know.

Was it more times or less times than the number of resets where you killed me?

… What the fuck do you mean Venn diagram??????

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gokucat:

feeding her stuffie must live on….

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derinthescarletpescatarian:

junnihilation:

bgm05:

bgm05:

wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet

i need to correct this: wow classic doesn’t have any npcs that can only talk to one player at a time. these lines actually formed for a quest npc that players had to kill to complete the objective. knowing that i think this image is even funnier.

Originally posted by astralbondpro

Literally this

My favourite is the guy saying, “This is like being at the dmv”

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